we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Randomize
