can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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