it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
