I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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