? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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