The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Enjoy the penises
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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