One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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