god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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