The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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