its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
we should paint friendship bongs
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