I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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