is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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