Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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