I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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