wanna go halves on a baby?
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
