We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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