I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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