I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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