Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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