Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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