So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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