i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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