Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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