im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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