Sry I called you an 8
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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