i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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