I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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