The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
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Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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