yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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