I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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