actually, I'm a sock model
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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