Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
