It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
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