id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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