meet me or not, i'm out of control
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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