508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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