I'd wear matching sweaters with you
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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