I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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