sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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