Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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