do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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