i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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