Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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