Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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