Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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