People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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