Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
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We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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