i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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