I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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