it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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