At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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