hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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